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Anonymous: I want to do bad things to you

shannonmcfly:

If by ” bad things” you mean “watch Netflix and eat loads of junk food ” than I’m down, brah. 👽👽👽

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

spring1999:

*accidentally gives everyone in the row a lap dance while getting up to go to the washroom at the movie theatre*

Whenever someone breaks my heart, I break my heart worse. I do and think of whatever I can to plumit myself into a worse emotion than they could ever give to me, and then I don’t feel a broken heart from them anymore. Does that make sense to anyone?

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."